Spongebob  : "Are you sure wanna give up being smart and phosisticated to be my friend again?"

Patrick         : "Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than lose you."

Spongebob : "What are you normally do when I'm gone?"Patrick        : "Wait for you to get back."

"We're mermaids." 

Patrick        : "Do you know what is funnier than 23?"
Spongebob  : "What?"
Patrick        : "24" 

Spongebob   : " So, this is your job?? sit here and watch TV?"
Patrick         : "Hey, it's not easy as it seems. Sometimes I lose the remote, sometimes I need to fix the antenna and sometimes my butt hurts!"

WUMBO

Patrick         : "Well here's your problem! You have it set to M for Mini, when all you have to do is set it to W for Wumbo!"  

Spongebob  : "Partick, I don't think Wumbo is a word..."  

Patrick         : "C'mon! I Wumbo. You Wumbo. He, she, we Wumbo. Wumbology, the study of Wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob!" 

Spongebob         : "Remember, Patrick, flatter the customer."[knocks the door]Fish (Customer)  : "Hello?"Patrick               : "I Love You"

Patrick : "Nooo...!! My name is not RICK!!"

 "Rectangles!"

Is mayonnaise an instrument? 

I’ll tell you a little story called “The Ugly Barnacle”: Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everybody died. The End.

Patrick : “MINDY! Did you see my underwear?”

Mindy  : “No Patrick”

Patrick : “Do you want to?”

"Life isn't fair, get used to it!"

"Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems" 

-Patrick Star-